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bernard · Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2009 2:34 pm Post subject: Scouser in the pub

It was coming to the end of the day and sat in his tiny near deserted local pub in Liverpool was a scouser.
He was having a few beers as usual when a short well dressed and obviously gay man walked in and sat beside him.
After three or four beers, the gay man leaned over towards the scouser and whispered, "Do you want a blow job?"
The scouser leaped up with fire in his eyes knocked the gay man off his stool and smacked the #### out of him.
He dragged him out of the bar and left him bruised and battered in the car park and returned to his seat at the bar.
Not entirely amazed at what just happened the barman quickly brought over another beer to the scouser and said, "I've never seen you react as badly as that before.
What did he say to you?"

"I don't know," the scouser replied. "Something about a job."
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guitardunc · Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2009 2:37 pm Post subject:

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Judy · Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2009 4:48 pm Post subject:

Owen J comes to mind
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phoenix rebels · Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2009 4:58 pm Post subject:

Funny