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PostPosted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 10:33 am    Post subject: Technical Problems - DOCTOR DUNCS CORNER Reply with quote

here ask our few computor experts  
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 11:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dr.Dunk,
Why is it that when we make a post to someone
on the ranch,,,,,,,,,,,,Judy answers??    
       
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 11:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ah, that an easy one....

Its because she's a woman. As you may know they always have something to say even when it isnt necessary  


 
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 12:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

1.  Where is the any key

2.Does Windows 98 support Linux?”

3.How much does Windows cost, and do you have to buy each one separately?

4.They  said I would get 98 windows with this computer. Where are they?


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PostPosted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 1:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aiden best get in touch with Everest for your windows
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 2:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

AIDEN wrote:
1.  Where is the any key


Its here...  

AIDEN wrote:
2.Does Windows 98 support Linux?”


Yes...

AIDEN wrote:
3.How much does Windows cost, and do you have to buy each one separately?


Windows costs about £100, But you can buy just one window?

AIDEN wrote:
4.They  said I would get 98 windows with this computer. Where are they?
 Got me on that one  

and finally.....Q. "What version of Windows do you have installed?"  
A. "Double glazed."
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 2:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

      Cheers Duncy, you made my day, .................................................................................................Easy pleased ain't I      
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 2:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well here was I starting a sensible thread and look what you have all done to it
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 2:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

  Sensible     with us lot     are you kidding      
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 2:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dont worry, people will post here when they have technical problems  
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 3:04 pm    Post subject: Re: Technical Problems - DOCTOR DUNCS CORNER Reply with quote

Judy wrote:
here ask our few computor experts  


Dear Dr Dunc...    please fix Judy's spell checker.

and maybe get her an online English course because that sentence does not make a bit of sense.

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 3:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Or just take her outside and have her shot
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 3:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ladies and Gentlemen, if you prefer I will grammatically correct. Unfortunately if I am, I fear you would not have anyone to extract the urnine out of.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 3:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Judy Said - Well here was I starting a sensible thread and look what you have all done to it


Apart from the lack of punctuation in the relevent positions, I cannot see anything wrong with it.  
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 3:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Madame what does one think of the previous post one asks?
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 3:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

its jibberish
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 3:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Judy wrote:
Ladies and Gentlemen, if you prefer I will grammatically correct. Unfortunately if I am, I fear you would not have anyone to extract the urnine out of.




Correction

Ladies and gentlemen; if you prefer me to, I will re-phrase this post grammatically.  Unfortunately, if I do so; you will have no one to extract the urine from.      
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 3:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Surely not Sir.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 3:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jomal wrote:
Judy wrote:
Ladies and Gentlemen, if you prefer I will grammatically correct. Unfortunately if I am, I fear you would not have anyone to extract the urnine out of.




Correction

Ladies and gentlemen; if you prefer me to, I will re-phrase this post grammatically.  Unfortunately, if I do so; you will have no one to extract the urine from.      


oh right, that makes sense now - thanks for the translation from Huddersfield talk to English



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