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Welsh babyA rugby fan is drinking in a London bar, when he gets a call on
His mobile phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a
Round of drinks for everybody, announcing his wife has just given birth
To a typical welsh baby boy weighing 25 pounds.
Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the
Rugby fan just shrugs and replies, "That's about average in Wales
... Like I said, my boy's a typical welsh baby boy. Gonna be a rugby
player."
Congratulations showered him from all around, amid many exclamations of
"WOW!" One woman actually fainted due to sympathy pains.
Two weeks later, he returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Say, aren't
You the father of that typical welsh baby that weighed 25 pounds at
Birth? Everybody's been making bets about how big he'd be in two weeks.
So, how much does he weigh now?"
The proud father answers, "Twenty pounds." The bartender is puzzled,
Concerned and a little suspicious. "What happened? He already weighed 25
Pounds the day he was born!"
The welsh man takes a slow swig of his welsh bitter, wipes his
Lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says "Had
Him circumcised..."
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