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To brighten your day

If  you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have
produced  enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.  

(Hardly  seems worth
it.)





If  you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is
produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.  

(Now  that's more like
it!)





The  human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the
body to  squirt blood 30 feet.

(O.M.G.!)  







A  pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.  

(In  my next life, I want to
be a pig.)  









A  cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves
to  death. (Creepy.)  

(I'm  still not over the
pig.)  









Banging  your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour  

(Don't  try this at home,  maybe  at work)









The  male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached
to its  body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head
off.  

(Honey,  I'm home. What the.
..?!)









The  flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human
jumping the  length of a football fi eld.



(30  minutes... Lucky pig! Can you
imagine?)  





The  catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.  

(What  could be so tasty on the bottom
of a pond?)  





Some  lions mate over 50 times a day.  

(I  still want to be a pig in
my next life...quality over quantity)  





Butterflies  taste with their
feet.  

(Something  I always wanted to know.)  



The  strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm......)  









Right-handed  people live, on average, nine years longer than
left-handed  people.  



(If  you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)  







Elephants  are the only animals that cannot jump.  

(Okay,  so that would be a good thing)  





A  cat's urine glows under a black light.

(I  wonder who was paid to
figure that out?)





An  ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

(  I know some people like
that.)  



Starfish  have no brains

(I  know some people like that too.)  





Polar  bears are left-handed.

(If  they switch, they'll
live a lot longer)







Humans  and dolphins are the only species that have sex for
pleasure.  

(What  about that
pig??)

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