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The funeral stone

Sam died.  His will provided $30,000 for an elaborate  funeral.
As the last guests departed the affair, his wife Sarah turned to her oldest and dearest friend. "Well, I'm sure Sam would be pleased," she  said.

"I'm sure you're right," replied Jody, who lowered her voice and  leaned in close. "How much did this really cost?"

"All of it," said Sarah . "Thirty thousand."  
"No!" Jody exclaimed. "I mean, it was very nice, but $30,000?"

Sarah answered, "The funeral was $6,500.  I donated $500 to the  synagogue.

The whiskey, wine and snacks were another $500. The  rest went for the memorial stone.

Jody computed quickly. "$22,500 for a Memorial  Stone?
My God, how big  is it ?"

"Two and a half carats."
Jomal

               

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