Sheriff
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sexyA man walks into Ann Summers to purchase some
see-through lingerie for his wife.
He is shown several possibilities that range from
£50 to £150 in price, the more see-through,
the higher the price.
He opts for the sheerest item, pays the £150
and takes the lingerie home.
He presents it to his wife and asks her to go
upstairs, put it on and model it for him.
Upstairs the wife thinks 'I have an idea.'
'It's so see-through that it might as well be
nothing. I won't put it on - do the modelling
naked - return it tomorrow and get a £150
refund and keep the money for myself'.
So she appears naked at the top of the stairs
and strikes a pose.
The husband says 'Stone me, it wasn't that
creased in the shop'.
His funeral is this Thursday.
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