Jomal
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Perks of reaching 60Perks of reaching 60!
1. Kidnappers are not very Interested in you.
2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
3. No one expects you to run--anywhere.
4. People call at 9 PM and ask, Did I wake you?
5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
6. There is nothing left to learn The hard way.
7. Things you buy now won't Wear out.
8. You can eat supper at 4 PM.
9. You can live without sex but
Not your Glasses.
10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans..
11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
12. You quit trying to hold your Stomach in no matter who walks into the room.
13. You sing along with elevator Music.
14. Your eyes won't get much Worse.
15. Your investment in health Insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.
17. Your secrets are safe with Your friends because they can't remember them either.
18. Your supply of brain cells is
finally down to manageable size.
19. You can't remember who
Sent you this list.
And you notice these are all in Big Print for your convenience.
Forward this to every one you Can remember right now!
Never, under any circumstances,
take a sleeping pill and a laxative
on the same night.
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bernard
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After 60 one genuinely forgets how many birthdays one has had. I think I can remember about 30......
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Judy
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I havent got there yet contary to belief 
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bernard
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| Judy wrote: | | I havent got there yet contary to belief |
60  or 30  ?
or are you forgetting a few recent ones....
I know I am over 60 as I keep forgetting my bus pass when I go out. Or did I forget to get the pass.
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