Ok lets see how many of you know your childrens songs

Jomal · Ok lets see how many of you know your childrens songs

Ok lets see how many of you know your childrens songs, I 'll start with the first line lol Oranges and lemons said the bells of st Clements

Dakota Rose

You owe me five farthings say the bells of St Martins

Jomal

When will you pay me said the Bells of Old Bailey

Bucktooth Annie

When I am rich, says the bells of Shoreditch.

Jomal

When will that be said the bells of Stepney

Judy

When I get bloody paid

Bucktooth Annie

I ain't got a clue, so don't look at me! ( still rhymes though don't it ????)

Bucktooth Annie

Oh God singleton got there before me.....yet again.

Lady you is toooo quick sometimes

Judy

I aim to please

you found GREETLAND yet its a mile away from the club I had and the first Ranch do

ya coming

Bucktooth Annie

Believe it or not I'm actually looking at the shortest and cheapest train journeys....so there!!!!!

Jomal

We are going too, it'll be great to see you there, if you like you could get a train to Swansea and come with us

Judy

This is off topic what ya doing

I got some folk coming from Stoke if ya want sure they would give you a lift

Jomal

HEY, YOU HI-JACKED MY CHILDREN'S SONG THREAD

Try this one

Oh soldier, soldier will you marry me with your musket fife and drum

Judy

Oh no sweet maid I can not marry you I have no shirt to put on,

Jomal

So off she went to her grandfather's chest and got him a shirt of the very very best, and the soldier put it on

Oh soldier, soldier etc..........

Bucktooth Annie

SO OFF SHE WENT TO A PRIMARK SHOP,
IT WAS VERY VERY CHEAP AND SHE GOT THE LOT !!!!

Oh soldier, soldier, won't you marry me etc......and he did cos she was low maintenance

Bucktooth Annie

SORRY JO! COULDN'T HELP MYSELF

Jomal

Ok Urshie, let's see what you can make of this one lol

Sing a song of sixpence a pocket full of rye

Bucktooth Annie

but when his missus washed them she had to wonder why?????

Bucktooth Annie

So that night when she challenged him,
she punched him in the eye,
cos they got there in the haystack
with the farmers daughter Vi..........

Jomal

Urshie, you'll be the death of me one of these days

Let's see if you can destroy this one

Sleep my little one sleep, fond vigil I keep

Bucktooth Annie

cos I've waited all day, to just have a peep
at the programmes on telly that I cannot hear
because of the racket that you make my dear.

So I can get back the sanity
that once was all mine
and chill on the sofa
with a bottle of wine.

Jomal

She's a poet an she didn't know it lol

Hickory dickory dock

Bucktooth Annie

I've lost another sock
When I washed the lot
it somehow got
stuck in the dickory dock!
( Erm! thats' a new brand of washing machine )

Jomal

Twinkle twinkle little star

Bucktooth Annie

as I'm standing at the bar
it's strange how I only see you
when I've always had a few!.....hic!

Jomal

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall

Bucktooth Annie

To chat up the girls and give 'em a call
But along came his pals Fred & Jim
and pushed him off
so the yolk was on him!

Jomal

Mary mary quite contrary, how does your garden grow

Bucktooth Annie

To be honest to you
I have no clue
I've a gardener you know!

Judy

I needed a laugh after today

Bucktooth Annie

Judy

Na but it sometimes isn't nice to see these folks suffer

Judy

Anyway

Jack and Jill went up the hill

Jomal

To fetch a pail of water

Judy

Jack fell down
and came up brown
and Jill to the conclusion Jack was an idiot

Jomal

Bucktooth Annie

You know what??? I reckon you should have gone in for stand up comedy Judy.

AIDEN

If she was funny

AND COULD STAND UP

AIDEN

Did anyone apart from me think

MUFFIN THE MULE was a sexual act

Bucktooth Annie

( and me a pure innocent catholic girl!)

Judy

Bucktooth Annie

Behind her it would hop
but one day she got hungry
so lambsy got the chop!!!!!

Jomal

Urshie, you're evil

Heeper peeper chimney sweeper

the old bitch

got the job cos he was cheaper
used a mop
instead of a brush
now the loo cant flush

little bo peep

Judy

Had a very big sheep
And didn't know what to do
So she cut its legs off

Humpty Dumpty

AIDEN

Was a
Big headed bastard

Little boy blue

Judy

come play on your own
the sheeps in the meadow
waiting for yr horn

Bucktooth Annie

Little boy blue
was blowing his horn
as he sat in the corner
looking forlorn

"Whats up with you?"
said his best mate called max
"They bought me this horn
when I wanted a sax!!"

Jack Sprat could eat no fat...............

Bucktooth Annie

Old mother Hubbard
went to the cupboard
to get out a big tin of soup
but she saw there was none
where had it all gone?
and in temper she flipped...looped the loop!

She looked at the clock
that sat on the shelf
and said with a sigh of despair
To Spar I must go
in this cold awful snow
to see what soup they have there.

So on went her coat and a quick note she wrote
to tell all the rest where she'd gone
but when she got there
there was no soup to spare
No oxtail, no broth no, not one!

So she left the shop sad
feeling really quite bad
what on earth could she now do for tea
then with a sly laugh
she turned into the cafe
"Sod the rest, it's a fry up for me !!!

Judy

Aint you got anything better to do like a knock off

Little Jack Horner sat in the corner nah best not

Bucktooth Annie

the old bitch

you are all naughty!
know something rude is gonna come after this but.......

now i lay me down to sleep

Bucktooth Annie

Now I lay me down to sleep

upon my tummy in hopes to keep
it flat and taut and looking great
not showing all the chocs I ate!!!!!

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Bucktooth Annie

One potato, two potato, three potato, four......

Judy

five potatoes makes some more

Jack spratt could eat no fat

the old bitch

and edge wouldnt eat no lean
and got fat

humpty dumpty sat on a wall

Judy

Fell off silly sod and now he's not so tall

Ring a ring of roses

Bucktooth Annie

I sniffed 'em up me nosies
the heads fell off
and made me cough
and now I've halitosis !