Judy
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NewbiesHi all and thank you for joining The Ranch, please say hello here and tell us all about yourself 
Keep it Country
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tombstone
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Hi all, names Allan, been into country and Western since who knows when, Run my own club (st annes dance ranch ) at St. Annes ( not difficult to guess ) also am a member at the Outpost at Fleetwood, enjoy using my guns but am also an avid Line/Partner dancer, for me the two things go together, attended a few events around the Country (not as many as I would like, but still.
all the best to the site, look forward to seeying it develop
Keep it country
allan
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Judy
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hi Tombstone long time no see as they say, how is your club going?
You will have to post your gig list so we all know when you are running you never know I might just pull the caravan out for a weekend in Fleetwood
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guitardunc
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 ITS MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Howdy Y'all
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Judy
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YAW HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO hello Dunc hows the banjo going?
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guitardunc
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Its coming along nicely thanks for asking.
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Sheriff
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Howdeeee doodeeeeeeee Dunc me ol' mateeeeeeeee
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guitardunc
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Howdy Sheriff, looking forward to meeting you all on Friday.
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Neil
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Howdy Pardner,
you took yer time - where you bin.....
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No Knickers Nancy
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OK so the common ones have arrived where's my Eric oh and more to the point our little Norm 
Sheriff you will just let anyone in here
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Daniel T
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just stopping by to say hi, HI
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ibyorkie
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Guess I should enter a post here as I was the one who suggested the 'Introduce Yourself' facility.
I don't post very much because I'm one of the silent majority  and only say something when I have something to say :?
Still, I visit the forum every day so I feel like I'm participating.
Hi everybody.
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Judy
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Hi and welcome nice to see you here, :D
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Hot Rod
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8) Hello Judy,nice to meet you.I love your red x avatar. 
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Judy
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Hi Hot rod hey you got 2 stars already
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Hot Rod
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Judy,what happened to your monkey?All I see is a red x! :(
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Judy
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Monkey gone, waggons train in WAGGONS ROLL
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Hot Rod
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I don't see no wagon.Are you pulling my leg?
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Judy
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Its above you gonna drop on the squirrles head tell him folk I aren't pulling his leg
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brother bob
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brother bob
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brother bob
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oooops i made a boo boo just trying to say i can see your wagon judy and the horses it must be hot rods had too many JDs
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Hot Rod
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No JD's for me thank you.It is my filters here at my work place. 
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Judy
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Plus Hotrod doesn't touch the stuff tea total as they say Bob
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Hot Rod
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Good morning Miss Judy.
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Judy
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Good morning Rodney :D
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guitardunc
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Howdy Y'all
How is everyone today?
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Hot Rod
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Hey Dunc! It is Wedsnesday and we call that hump day here in the states.Do y'all do that?
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guitardunc
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Hump day? Nope thats a new one on me. What does hump day refer to?
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Hot Rod
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It refers to being the day in the middle of the week for workers and if you make it through Wedsnesday you are over the 'hump'.
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guitardunc
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I think hump has a different meaning here. We tend to use the term hump for moving/carrying heavy items or sexual references such as the famous book called 'The second date' by Betty Humpser
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Hot Rod
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Well hump has the sexual meaning here also.As in see them 2 dogs humping?
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guitardunc
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Two Dogs Humping?
Sounds more like the name of an Indian Chief
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Hot Rod
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There is a joke about how the Indians named their children and that was the punchline.
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Daniel T
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I haven't heard that one in a while, funny
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Judy
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I'm sure that Aiden can tell some jokes and I know the joke about the Indians
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Hot Rod
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Judy,why don't youi go tell Hugh the Indian joke?
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Judy
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Hugh? and would I be allowed
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Hot Rod
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I think you would probally be locked out.
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Judy
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Folk here can take it I might just tell it when we get 100 members
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Daniel T
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how close is it to 100 now?
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Judy
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we got 64
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Hot Rod
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Man this thing is growing! I remember when there were only a couple of us to talk to each other.
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Daniel T
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still not usually but a couple at a time on at once
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coolhand
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lets tell our friends about here :D
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coolhand
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word is getting round
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Hot Rod
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Up to 66 now. :D
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Judy
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Yep ladyof country joined but didn't say anything :D
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bev robinson
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Just wait till Martine gets back on line she will join and be posting for England before you can say ............................. loon as you well know Judy
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Judy
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Oh that explains why I haven't heard from the nutter, can't wait for her to come here
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banjoscotty
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HELLO<HELLO,
LET"S HAVE A PARTY
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Hot Rod
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Judy,please teach me to talk like you.
What's a nutter?Only thing that comes to mind is can I please have a nutter piece of that pie?
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Judy
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a nutter is someone who is always joking around, doing silly things
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Hot Rod
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Dang! Doesn't that make me a nutter?
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eddie
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lunatics are also refered to as nutters,the guys in dirty sanchez could be termed as a bunch of nutters
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Hot Rod
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Eddie,we would say he is a nutty as a fruit cake. 8)
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coolhand
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i'm just a nutter :?: lol
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coolhand
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a happy nutter lol :) :) :) :)
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banjoscotty
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Did someone fall off the Fruit Loop wagon :?: :D
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Judy
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YES Scotty you did
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banjoscotty
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Musta bumped my haid.OUCH!!! :D
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Dippy
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Well Howdy Podners :)
Have y'all missed me :D:D Hee Hee...Sorry It took me so long to join Judy - wasn't sure you wanted me here lowering the tone!!!!! Site looks great
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Judy
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When how do young lady, nice you came to join us look out folk she will give you plenty of games to play Very happy now
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banjoscotty
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Hello good lookin,Dippy
You wanna play checkers :?: :D
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Hot Rod
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:D Well,dippity doo daa! Hubba hubba.OOOOWWWWWWW! :D
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Judy
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Dippy is married to an american chap so be careful boys :D
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banjoscotty
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So we are married to American girls.
That just means we understand each,,,to a certain point :D :D
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guitardunc
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Howdy Dippy,
We've not heard from you for a long time
How's it going?
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Hot Rod
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Well is this American chap over there with Dippy?And just how big a boy is he?I might be able to take him.
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Judy
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he is over here and well I will leave you to find out what job Dippy does now.
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Daniel T
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exotic dancer 
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Judy
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Nope you have to be careful here
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Daniel T
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ok Hugh What does she do now :?:
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Daniel T
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Dippy, I didn't mean what Judy was thinking , we should be ashamed of her
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Judy
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oh you did
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Daniel T
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9 start, lookie there, it's good to change the subject sometimes isn't it?
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Judy
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coward
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Daniel T
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I just don't want to get shot, I've got a gun pointed at me, how do you like my tan?
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Judy
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yep you look real cool, Dippy once ran a nun over
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Daniel T
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on pourpose?
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Judy
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No but she still did it
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Daniel T
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hope everybody made it through ok,
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Judy
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well they had god on their side
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Daniel T
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how did she turn out ?
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Dippy
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OMG!!!!!!!! LOL Judy - There's me thinking that new forum was a new start!!! Thankyou for the lovely warm welcome. and in answer to all your questions.... Yes i did run a Nun over - she was fine (I think :P ) it was an accident..being as it looks like it is confession time - i have also killed a tortoise (again another accident - see the forum name..it's for a reason!!!) Thought I would get that in before Judy LOL!!!
Yup I'm married to a yank, he moved here from Tennessee a couple years ago (By the way Judy check your email - I sent u a pic of the lovely Bobby D & My Bobby - (i think they must only have one name in Tennessee!!)
Hi Dunc lovely to see you again too - when you coming down south to play some shows???
And as for job - am just about to start in the police force - seems it is probably a good thing as it looks like I am going to have to keep you naughty boys in check :P :P
Thanks again for all the lovely welcom posts :)
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Judy
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Hey Dippy hello
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Dippy
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Waves at Judy - why u not being all romantic on the Day of St Valentine- did ya get any cards???
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Judy
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Sure I did have you seen the Valentines Cards the lad did for me?
Re Ross not a cat in hells chance
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Dippy
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Not seen it - hope he was declaring undying love
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Daniel T
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bet you'll make a fine police, nothing like a lady with a gun, to keep everybody on a straight line
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Dippy
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they don't give us brits guns though - think what I could do to a Nun with one though LOL
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Judy
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oh my oh my god help us all with Dippy on the streets, evening all
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Dippy
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Aww now Judy you know that I will be keeping order, locking up thieves, protecting the neighbourhood......... and finding out where the best drugs can be found LOL
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Judy
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save some for me don't forget the after hours drinking
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brother bob
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glad i live in yorkshire
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Dippy
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I used to live in Rotherham - would be to scared to police there - they have horses
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Judy
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hey bob she got close to us and then crashed her car  Dippy or what
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Dippy
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the police I mean - not Rotherham in general
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Judy
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You live in R/Ham well I never they still have horses and asses
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brother bob
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wher in rotherham im only about 5 miles outside
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Judy
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I'm 20 ish mile away and I'm staying here
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