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Tuesday is joke day...A female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Wailing Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for sixty years. So she went to the Wailing Wall to check it out and there he was, walking slowly up to the holy site.
She watched him pray, and after 45 minutes, when he turned to leave, using a cane and moving very slowly, she approached him for an interview.
'Pardon me, sir, I'm Rebecca Smith from CNN. What's your name?
'Morris Fishbein,' he replied.
'Sir, how long have you been coming to the Wailing Wall to pray?'
'For about 60 years.'
'60 years! That's amazing! What do you pray for?'
'I pray for peace between the Christians, Jews and the Muslims. I pray for all the wars and all the hatred to stop.
I pray for all our children to grow up safely as responsible adults, and to love their fellow man.'
'And how do you feel after doing this for 60 years?
'Like I'm talking to a f**** n' brick wall.
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As we age, we tend to end up seeing more of the medical establishment.
For example, my regular family doctor referred me to a female urologist.
I saw her yesterday and she is gorgeous.
She's beautiful and unbelievably sexy.
She told me that I have to stop masturbating.
When I asked her why, she said, . . . . . . . . . .
"Because I'm trying to examine you
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Apparently people in Dubai dont like the Flintstones.
...but the people in Abu Dhabi doooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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