Gina
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Mother SuperiorThe Mother Superior drove to the railway station to pick up the convent's first novice in ten years. The Novice got off the train looking eager and excited, dressed in her brand new, snow white surplice and wearing the largest crucifix the Mother Superior had ever seen.
It was a dark and stormy night as they approached the Convent and suddenly a Vampire jumped onto the hood and started hammering at the windshield, fangs extended and the bloodlust rampant in his bloodshot eyes and distorted, screaming face.
It was only a hundred yards from the consecrated grounds of the convent and in desperation the Mother Superior put her foot on the gas and shouted to the Novice, ''Show him your cross! Show him your cross!" The Novice smiled beatifically and winding down her window she stuck her head out and shouted at the vampire, "For Christ's sake, get off the f******g hood!!!"
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