Jomal
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FunnyA married couple were on holiday in Jamaica. They were touring around
the market-place
> looking at the goods and such, when they passed a small sandal shop.
> From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say, 'You
foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop.'
So the married couple walked in. The Jamaican said to them, 'I ave some
special sandals I tink you would be interested in. Dey makes you wild at
sex.'
> Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what
the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't
> need them, being the Sex Machine that he was.
> The husband asked the man, 'How could sandals make you a sex freak?'
The Jamaican replied, 'Just try dem on, Mon.'
> Well, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in
and tried them on.. As soon as he slipped them onto his
> feet, he got this wild look in his eyes,something his wife hadn't seen
before!!
> In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican,bent him over
the table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed
a firm hold of the Jamaican's thighs.
The Jamaican began screaming: 'You got dem on de wrong feet!'
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