| Archive for The Ranch The Un-Official British Country Music Forum |
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bad music jokesQ: What does it mean when a guitar player is drooling out both sides of his mouth?A: The stage is level. Q: How do you get a guitar player to play softer? A: Give him some printed music. Q: What do you call two guitarists playing in unison? A: Counterpoint. Did you hear about the electric bass player who was so bad that even the lead singer noticed? Q: If you drop an accordion, a set of bagpipes and a viola off a 20-story building, which one lands first? A: Who cares? Q: What's the difference between an Uzi and an accordion? A: The Uzi stops after 20 rounds. Q: What do you call ten accordions at the bottom of the ocean? A: A good start. Q: What's a bassoon good for? A: Kindling for an accordion fire. Q: Why do bagpipe players walk while they play? A: To get away from the noise. from MusiCal at http://calmusicians.ning.com via ValleyChatter.com |
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