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Gina · Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 8:13 pm Post subject: Pet Shop

A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth,

"Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"

As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and asks,

"Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"

She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice,

"I don't think my python weally gives a thit."
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AIDEN · Posted: Sun May 31, 2009 12:26 pm Post subject:

Dont talk to me about pet shops

I went in and said i would like to buy a wasp please he said we dont sell wasps I said why have you got one in the window then
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bernard · Posted: Sun May 31, 2009 8:26 pm Post subject:

Little Adam had three nice little trolls as pets. They loved going places in the car with Adam and his dad but soon got exhausted.

What were they called.

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They were called Esso, Shell and Texaco

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